SPIGWORD

Word says (5:45 PM):
Why do you keep staring at me?
Spig says (5:45 PM):
Do you know how many fucking emails I've gotten since I've opened spigword?
Word says (5:45 PM):
No, how many?
Spig says (5:45 PM):
Well
One
From DarkestLord
Word says (5:45 PM):
What did it say?
Spig says (5:46 PM):
"I'm going to fucking slit your fucking throat you fucking thread stealing fucker. Fuck."
Word says (5:46 PM):
Quite the hypocrisy
Spig says (5...

Spig says (1:25 PM):
Food is overrated
Sertith says (1:25 PM):
no it isn't
Word says (1:25 PM):
You are overrated
Sertith says (1:25 PM):
it's awesome
Spig says (1:25 PM):
So is breathing
Sertith says (1:25 PM):
...
Spig says (1:25 PM):
Word, try to stop breathing at school
Word says (1:25 PM):
Food is essential to life
Spig says (1:26 PM):
See if you become more popular
Word says (1:26 PM):
I'm already popular
Se...

Spig says (9:05 PM):
Sup Falcor
Word says (9:05 PM):
How's it goin?
Spig says (9:05 PM):
Hey, another guest to drag down our ratings
Falcor says (9:05 PM):
hi. Doing good.
Word says (9:06 PM):
I expect our ratings to drop with each guest
Spig says (9:06 PM):
I expect our ratings to continue dropping as long as you are still doing these convos with me
Falcor says (9:06 PM):
I'm surprised you even have ratings.
Word says (9:06 PM):
May...

Spig says (5:51 PM):
So hey people
We have a guest with us today on Spigword
Darkhava from the Zelda board on IGN
Word says (5:51 PM):
Call him khava for short
Spig says (5:51 PM):
Whatever
Darkhava says (5:51 PM):
Yo.
Spig says (5:52 PM):
That was the introduction
On to the talking
I don't get soap operas
They don't make any sense
Word says (5:52 PM):
Soap operas are horrid
Spig says (5:52 PM):
Who watches this crap?

Word says (4:31 PM):
Dude, have you ever seen the "Where's Waldo" book?
Spig says (4:31 PM):
Where's who?
Word says (4:31 PM):
Waldo, that book where you try to find the homo in stripes
Spig says (4:31 PM):
OH
Spig says (4:32 PM):
I always thought that was your mom
Word says (4:32 PM):
That wasn't funny
Spig says (4:32 PM):
Not for you it wasn't
Word says (4:32 PM):
You could go out and try to find your mom, but she is in my bed righ...

Convo #1:

Spig says (4:05 PM):
I think the stupid families on Family Feud are paid money to give retarded answers
Word says (4:05 PM):
That is exactly what it is
Remember the "Stupid Answer" award?
Spig says (4:05 PM):
No
For what?
Word says (4:05 PM):
For giving horribly stupid answers idiot
Spig says (4:06 PM):
On what?
WTF are you talking about
Word says (4:06 PM):
Family Feud
lawl
Spig says (4:06 PM):
They never ga...